Poland – tbh it just bored me.
It's a damning indictment of any performance when the best you can come up with after seeing it a couple of times is: "Well...
Poland, not taking me for the ride of my life
I’m waiting for Poland’s Rafał to give me the ride of my life that he’s been promising for the last couple of months. He’d...
Austria – simple, powerful, but safe?
Austria kicks off the afternoon, and it’s our second Amen of the Contest. From the preview videos it’s the one I prefer, but I...
Austria – Our prayers have been answered?
I believe that the pre requisite for this rehearsal is communal singing of this classic, no?
The Eurovision song contest is supposed to be a...
Eurovision 2021 Week 1 Day 3 Morning 1 – Nick’s View
Hey team! You wanna know what complete imbecile decided to start a new job on Week 1 Day 3 Afternoon 1? Yeah, BABY... *points...
Greece – headless hoodies and dancing pants
Greece is the last rehearsal before we break for lunch. Much has been rumoured about what they’ll do on stage. Here’s our chance to...
Greece – The invisible man is outside? Tell him I...
Ba- doum Tsh!
Greece have clearly discovered Chromakey as they are using all of the green screen effects at their disposal in this performance. Blanking...
Czech Republic – Using a rehearsal as a rehearsal
There seems to be a misconception amongst the online press that rehearsals should be full on 24/7 and that every run through should be...
Czech Republic – Benny’s bouncy, but he could be bouncier
Ssh! It’s Benny for the Czech Republic. I fecking love this. I so want to be in Rotterdam basking in Benny’s infectious energy. I...
Estonia – a class dramatic act
Estonia gets the slot of doom in the second semi-final. It’s quite the contrast to what’s been before him, and I feel a little...