Belarus – It’s Bitch, Britney … with thanks to Eurovision Ireland
Who says I don't steal people's lines or thoughts?
ZENA - The Shouty Warrior Princess cavorted on stage like a kid ... oh wait, she...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 41 – United Kingdom
The Countdown ends with the OnEurope home team - mostly because Ukraine dropped out.
When the songs were announced for Eurovision: You Decide, some fans...
Sweden – Too late for losing?
So, for reasons known only to the Eurovision firmament (and possibly Christer Bjorkman), the Swedes have once again secured almost the same staging used...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Sweden
I get the impression SVT has been treading water. They've wanted to stay in the top ten, but it felt too soon for a...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 9 – Cyprus
Somewhere in a television studio in Nicosia, at the back end of 2018, arose a shadowy figure who fired up the projector, showed the...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 36 – Serbia
Nevena Božovič isn’t yet 25, but will this year notch up her third performance on a Eurovision stage. Her first came in the Junior...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Parts 33, 34 and 35. ...
Romania
There is a strong argument that this got through on the back of the fact that 2/7 of the jury had a complete change...
First four qualifiers for the French Final
Tonight we saw the first of the "Big Five" in action with France taking to our televisions/internets/phones etc and giving us a damn fine...
Australia – There are many words to use …
The Head of Delegation said they would change their staging, and yes, yes they have. It's the juxtapose of Georgia. As Oto descended to...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Netherlands
I've handed out more Countdown 'nul points' this year than any in my memory. As I said in an earlier review, this year is...