Belarus – It’s Bitch, Britney … with thanks to Eurovision Ireland
Who says I don't steal people's lines or thoughts?
ZENA - The Shouty Warrior Princess cavorted on stage like a kid ... oh wait, she...
EBU dismisses further Eurovision vote irregularities
The European Broadcasting Union (EBU) has been forced to make a second apology following voting irregularities at the 2019 Eurovision Song Contest.
After mistakes with...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 22 – Italy
If you’ve pissed off a far right political party by winning an internationally respected song contest, you’re clearly doing well. Mahmoud has done this...
A Live blog for Albania… Just not from us, but just...
With thanks to our chums at Eurovision Ireland whilst I go and do something less boring instead, like eat Mince pies ( I almost wrote...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 27 – Montenegro
Montenegro is one of the least successful of Eurovision nations. In 10 attempts they’ve only twice graced the final, and never better than 13th....
Eurovision 2019 – The rehearsal schedule
The OnEuropeans are packing their bags and haggling with the Post Office over exchange rates to make sure they've enough set by for cake,...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 14 – France
Bilal might be non-binary, but when it comes to voting for songs the only choice people have in the real world is binary. They...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 9 – Cyprus
Somewhere in a television studio in Nicosia, at the back end of 2018, arose a shadowy figure who fired up the projector, showed the...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 7 – Belgium
When Eurofans hear this song it won’t come as any surprise that the people that wrote for Blanche two years ago wrote this one...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Latvia
When did the Latvians lose their Eurovision way? Back in their upstart days, we had rocky little numbers from Brainstorm. As recently as 2015,...