Belgium – In the event of an emergency …
Elliot needs some serious styling och consulting and bloody fast. He wore a black combat jacket with red pull chords on the bottom saying...
Here for you on Day Two
Eurovision really begins today with all of the batshitness in Semi Final One in this, the second half. Only eight songs today, but what...
Eurovision organisers: Green Room ticket sales ‘a flop’
The team behind the 2019 Eurovision Song Contest has admitted plans to charge fans to sit in the 'green room' with performers and watch...
Et Finalement, Serbia
And to round off one of the hardest (and hottest) days I can ever remember at Eurovision, we came to Serbia ... and boy,...
Belarus – It’s Bitch, Britney … with thanks to Eurovision Ireland
Who says I don't steal people's lines or thoughts?
ZENA - The Shouty Warrior Princess cavorted on stage like a kid ... oh wait, she...
Hungary – More of the same?
You can't do much with a song that lends itself to a rather static staging ... and Joci gave us just that.
He stood all...
Montenegro … MAKE IT STOP!!!
Montenegro are sunk. Sorry, but I might as well say it, having witnessed the first three minutes of their allotted on-stage 30.
Gone is the...
Slovenia – at the centre of the Universe?
Unlike Poland who came on before lunch, Slovenia's pair Zala and Gašpar turned up and their vocals were spot on from the first note...
Poland – oh do try, for God’s sake!
Reassuringly, some things never change ... and this song is one of them. The girls from Tulia were dressed in the same costumes as...
Finland – Find a key, any one!
Sebastian seemed to have mislaid what was left of his talent (and voice) in the first run through. It sounded as though he and...