The Humans’ masquerade moment
Ooh my second favourite of the year now and The Humans and Romania, yes I know I’m weird! I absolutely love the soft rock...
Georgia – the contrast is striking
Georgia is a 100% classier that what I just saw and should piss on Jessica's effort from a great height. There has been zero...
Lithuania’s touch of class, I’m emoshe
Oh Ieva, you’ve just given me my first moment of rehearsals, might have almost shed a tear there! I know am in ballad mode...
Russia – Why do I get the feeling …
... that this is a whole load of wrong?
It appears that Julia has been placed slightly lower in the chamber of magma and the...
Aw! Lithuania makes you want to love her for a lifetime
All the charm that Mikolas was missing is present with Ieva from Lithiania. She’s sat on the stage to start, her voice fragile and...
Belgium – all alone and in the danger zone again
Belgium! Oh. I love this song but I’m not sure about this presentation. Sennek is out on the bridge, the first performer to leave...
Montevizija – five make the final cut
Montevizija - the contest to pick a Eurovision entry for Montengro - will feature five songs.
An internal jury narrowed down the field after listening...
Melodithingumy – Semi 1 – All you need to know!
So, so-called Gay Christmas if you are a Eurovision fan, Melodifestivalen, starts tonight and if you thought that the Lithuanian selection was ridiculous this...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Montengero
It takes mere seconds to believe this is a song you'll only hear once at the 2018 Eurovision Song Contest.
The video throws every cliche...
Czech Republic – what mood’s your camel in?
Czech Republic. Mikolas isn’t happy. He starts and stops almost immediately, pointing out that the plinths and back-lit lightboxes he and his dancers are...