Azeri Aisel in the snowy Alps!?
Morning all. Not so bleary eyed despite a busy day ‘off’ yesterday and here for the first semi final day one. Five hours sleep...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 36 – Russia
Words can not do justice as to how HIDEOUS and CLAWING I find this song. It's horrific, trite nonsense that is a V's up...
Strong & slick Sweden (other adjectives are available)
Benjamin is in a black shiny leather jacket and charcoal grey slacks that are fairly snug around the ‘rumpa’ with white trainers. Has he...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 13 – ESTONIA
La Forza by Elina Nechayeva
If you’re going to do a gimmick at Eurovision make sure it’s either not previously been done, or you do...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 6 – BELARUS
Forever by Alekseev
It’s not a national final season without some controversy, and so often that’s come from either Belarus or Ukraine. This year one...
Morning glory from Georgia
Bom dia, Oneuropeans! Tudo bem? I’m refreshed today. I had an early night, and a good scrubbing this morning; trimmed my beard, shaved my...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 32 – POLAND
Light Me Up by Gromee feat. Lukas Meijer
I love a good banger at Eurovision, and this year Poland has one on their hands. I...
Taking the Hacksaw to Eurovision Semi 2
Now that we've seen all of the songs in the Eurovision semi-final shows here in Lisbon, we asked our occasional contributor-at-large Roy D Hacksaw to give...
Fourth Swedish Semi Final result
Well after a show that felt like it was from 1984, and was about ten thousand hours long, the result of the 4th Swedish...
Three more through to Selecția Națională 2018 final
The second Romanian semi-final took place last night at the Teatrul Național "Mihai Eminescu" in Timișoara. 12 more songs competed for three spots in...