Why Your Favourite Song Isn’t Going To Win Eurovision 2018
Yep, it’s that point of the year where we closely examine the respective chances of all this year’s aspiring Eurovision songsmiths to ascertain what their...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Germany
It's easy to do the Ed Sheeran comparisons, and indeed Master Ed's song could easily pass as a lesser cut from the latter-day housewife's...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 38 – Serbia
Here we go again – Balkan Ballad mark 2 from everyone’s favourite Balkan county. I don’t know what it is with these types of...
Five years of Eurovision betting – do votes follow the money?
With Eurovision less than a month away, people have started to put their money where their mouth is and place bets on who win...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 37 – San Marino
Ok – Lets get all of the b*llocks out of the way here. SMRTV can not organise a piss up in a brewery. This...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 36 – Russia
Words can not do justice as to how HIDEOUS and CLAWING I find this song. It's horrific, trite nonsense that is a V's up...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 35 – Romania
Romania have a good record in this contest and, as I have said for ages, will win this contest in a rolling 5 year...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – San Marino
Following a national selection process that had very little to do with either San Marino or its national broadcaster and everything to do with...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part…29 lets say. Portugal
OK I admit it, i missed out Part 29 in my counting methodology so lets call Portugal 29 and say no more about it.
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Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 39 – SPAIN
Tu canción by Alfred and Amaia
Aw, who doesn’t love a good old Eurovision romance? Chanée and N'evergreen. Julia and Ludwig. Dima Bilan and himself....