Sony reveals Australian Eurovision hand to ‘tragic’ fans
Sony Music has named the song that will represent Australia at the 2018 Eurovision Song Contest, as Jessica Mauboy brands Eurovision fans 'tragic'.
The global...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Latvia
'Funny Girl' sounds like one of those duff tracks from a rubbish musical with input from Richard Stilgoe. If you're a fan of Eastenders...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Ukraine
Flat is my chosen word to describe Melovin's performance. Style-wise he looks to have tumbled through an 80s new romantic time warp and landed...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 18 – GREECE
Oneiro Mou by Yianna Terzi
Well, this is very Greek. Perhaps surprisingly so, given their last very Greek entry broke their until then perfect qualification...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 34 – Poland
Poland usually picks something eclectic for this contest. In recent years, we've had milkmaids and a long haired man that hoovered up televotes, but...
Iceland’s sweet saccharin sugar rush
Ari - from your real land of icebergs - next up and he’s joined by five backing singers and no piano or instruments, despite...
Austria – ain’t nobody but Cesar
It’s Austria now, time to have a good old ogle at lovely Cesar Sampson. Steady myself! It’s not even midday yet, and I’m all...
Eurovision semi-final 1 gets the Hacksaw treatment
So we know what the great and good of the Eurovision press corps thinks about all the songs. But what of the thoughts of...
Latvia: funny girl, scarlet woman
I’m just nonplussed by everything about this one. It’s not a style of music I enjoy, so it’s one that’s kind of passed me...
Swiss siblings
Switzerland up next, and another one that has their show sorted. Coco has her blocking sorted and now throws herself with gusto into this....