The Poles have made my words dry up!
Poland appears after a short hiatus for us to calm down after Demy. Kasia and her very dodgy rhyming dictionary (Fire, desire, higher and...
Well, my ten qualifiers from tonight …
In a little less than - checks watch at time of writing - twelve hours, we'll know whether the list that I am about...
Sorry Tijana who are you?
Tijana appears to have stolen the intro to "About you now" for the first 15 seconds, and then veers away just before a plagiarism...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Sweden
I Can’t Go On by Robin Bengtsson
The first competitor we’ll see perform this year is Robin Bengtsson, although as he brings the same performance...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Norway
Grab the Moment by JOWST featuring Aleksander Walmann
There’s been a lot of unsavoury grabbing going on lately. I hope the title of this doesn’t...
Latvia: lovely boots and not a willy in sight
Triana Park complete the first semi-final with an energetic performance. She looks great, with a multi-length hairdo, chopped with sharp edges, in yellow and...
If all you saw was a girl in a wheelchair, what...
It was little more than a week ago that Russia's Channel One announced Julia Samoylova as its choice for the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest. At...
Portugal – Festival da Canção – First semi-final Results
Sometimes I feel sorry for a country at Eurovision. And that's almost always the case with Portugal. They don't make it easy though, there's...
Swedish singer hits back at Eurovision winner
When Portuguese singer Salvador Sobral picked up the 2017 Eurovision trophy, his short acceptance speech ruffled some feathers. “Music is not fireworks; music is...
Croatia – You’ve broken Music!
Seriously, though, what on earth has HRT done to the contest? Their entrant, Jacques Houdek - who has tried numerous times for Croatia, so knows what...