San Marino – mmmm Wordy…
Sir Hat now on stage in a lovely purple suit and doesn’t at all look like making me an offer I can’t refuse!!
He’s backed...
Armenia – Well………..
First of all, just so you know, Lunch was a cheese bap and some blueberry cream biscuits… nom nom nom!!
I saw about 40 seconds, but...
The Netherlands…. DANGER!!
There is a 13 second gap in this song where Douwe and his team have decided to get the crowd to sing along. Stopping...
Croatia – Are you having a laugh, love!
Oh my actual god…. She’s wearing some sort of dress that is beyond silly. It’s all feathers and silver and open backed so Nina...
Last night’s social round-up
Well, a new site, folk! Darned gremlins, but thank goodness That Phil has us back up and running, eh? As previously indicated, I’m still...
Monty: hear me, see me
Well, I may not be in the Press Centre yet, but just to prove I have been you can hear, and indeed see me,...
Moldova – Well rumours were she….
Was going to sing in French for a verse, in direct contravention of the rules!! And it came to pass that’s exactly what she...
Greece – Hmmmmm
Not really gelling together for me this. It’s trying to be everything and nothing, which is a bad thing if we are honest. You...
Finland – lacks attack
Finland are opening proceedings and Sandhja is mincing about in her powder blue cat suit with her mates but it still doesn't sound as...
Ukraine – 1944 = fifteen-love
Ukraine is one of the rehearsals I’ve been most looking forward to. The song has really grown on me from an initial sniffiness about...