To veil or not to veil in Wien for Trijntje
Trijntje’s up next for The Netherlands and she’s been out a shopping in Vienna for a new black leather jacket to replace the ‘jagged...
Dutch boob(s)
Enormous cheers from the press centre when it was revealed Trinitje has changed her frock!
She’s still showing an ample amount of cleavage mind, but...
I have a problem with Netherlands, the
Right back at first steps, first principles. Get your song title right. Trijntje is very emotional and upset that I (me, the viewer at...
I have a problem with Belgium
See, I know people who like this contest a lot but have genuine problems with strobe lighting effects. It’s not nice. So it’s got...
Absolutely Nottet wrong with that Belgium!
Loïc Nottet (still no idea how to pronounce him) up next and he’s in fine voice although suffering a little teenage acne. He’s had...
Cool Belgian Chic
Ooh you’ll like this! Well, I do anyway.
Loïc is doing contemporary dance to match his contemporary song. It’s all black and white, which some...
Off to all corners of the globe (except South America)
My table for the day keeps reminding myself that Armenia have a hot mess of a song, and they kind of do. Yes. What...
Calculated but overblown from Armenia
I’m trying to put my hatred for this song to one side and judge objectively. Some of the group are guilty of ‘over singing’...
Vote for us if you’ve got a bit of Armenian in...
Armenia is next and this will keep your attention in an entirely different way. I’m not a fan of the highly contrived nature of...
Arresting start from Moldova
Semi one kicks off with Eduard from Ukraine via Moldova on a climbing frame plonked on the stage as a helipad with with butch/camp...