Ahhh Svenska……
Professional, professional, professional.
Måns is definitely that and more so, the MF performance is, as with the first rehearsal, exactly the same here sans the...
San Mari-NO
A sobering thought, the two singers for San Marino were all born after I started my day job… Sobering indeed, in fact I’ll never...
Bojana’s backing dancers mock Trijntje Oosterhuis
I remember back in the noughts, I’d routinely say “Oh, cheer up Serbia! Show us a happy!”, and they’d send us another Balkan ballad...
Switzerland is kind of neutralised
I’m now wishing I’d been a fly on the wall in the presentation at the Heads of Delegation meeting back in March. I guess...
Rosé’s view from the beanbag, semi one
It seems there’s a song contest on!! Blimey, how did that come around so quickly? You certainly wouldn’t know there’s a song contest on...
Netherlands, The. What were they thinking?
The last time I have heard a gasp like that in the press centre was when Dita Von Tease showed her minge! Trinitje shows...
Eurovision 2015 – First semi final results
16 countries took part in the first semi-final. Australia, Austria, France and Spain voted in this semi-final. Ten songs qualified for the final
Draw
Country
Language
Artist
Song
Place
Points
01
Moldova
English
Eduard Romanyuta
"I Want Your...
The UK, as ever, trying to win a different contest
Finally I can say, we’re different in the UK. Techno Charleston never lies, no it cries “Here I am!”.Look, given that that’s the choice...
Golden joy (other word plays are available)
Nadav and his hydromatic, automatic… totally OTT golden shoes.
This is exactly what this semi needs at this precise moment after the darkness of the...
The Ambassador Requests the Pleasure of our Company
So that’s our first night of partying done, and whilst we did manage to get to the Montenegrin, Sammarinese, and the tail end of...