San Marino – Gearbox problems
Now, I feel I must explain this - As we all know, creepy uncle Ralph has sellotaped two of his old songs together by...
Belarus is past her sell-by date
With enormous thanks to Mr David Elder over at The Eurovisionary blog who noticed that the Alyona Lanskaya confectionary was best before last month....
Shy and retiring me and Shit me Latvia!!
Morning!
I got doorstepped by a fan of this very site this morning!! - Rob from http://www.entertainmentOdds.com came up to The Hack and I and...
Hüllü Yü’all
Good morning OnEuropeans. It's a slightly blurrier start to the second round of the second semi finals rehearsals for me. We discovered the Euro...
Video! Yes, a video!!
On my travels last night, I managed to dupe two of Eurovisiondom's favourite pundits. They gave their considered views on the songs in the...
Sluts and tats to finish the day….
Well that was a fortuitous break to the beer tent, papped the Irish dancer boys and even got up close and personal enough with...
And Serbia to close
I like a good old yarn, and there's not only one going on in this performance but a whole bunch of oddments of it...
If Ikea did Press Centres…
So we've finally been evicted from the Grimsby Cineworld to take our rightful places in this year's Press Centre. It's vast with lots of...
Just like other Desperate Olympics
It's all gone to seed!! - Sadly this song is going nowhere after the business that has already gone before this afternoon. It's nice...
Distracted by tits and tattoos…
We've just had a break in which we availed ourselves of more beer and happened upon the Irish dancing boys having a sneaky cigarette....