Russian Party Ennui
It is with great sadness that I have to report that last evening's Russian party was, well, a bit pump.
Usually these events are debauched...
And La France
Franko: Here we go again. Another song I actually like that's given an unremarkable presentation and likely to finish in the bottom five. There's...
Last and quite possibly least … Norway
This is highly thought of in some circles, mainly fan polls but I can't really see why. Or perhaps I mean that I do...
Maltaed Milks
Nick: Spy 1 to Spy 4, I've deciphered the code ... You'll need to watch this one with the subtitles on, I can't make...
Eurovision 2008 – My list of first semi-final cauliflowers
Does NOT have Ten definites!
Montenegro: Definitely Not.
Israel: No, no, no.
Estonia: i'd like it to - but no.
Moldova: ...Hahahahah NO.
San Marino: Possibly.
Belgium: You'd think so,...
Macedonia might not qualify – shock!
Phil: Now we have been exposed to the macadamia nuts on local television for days and day but seeing it on stage has revealed...
In/Out shake it all about
Ignore the fact that the last one went really really well for us. Semi 2 is a different kettle of fish altogether. So I'm...
The second half of a the second half
Fecund we are with musical joy this half. Many manners of pop noise stroked our lugs, and here's a couple of quick relations as...
Belgium – I can live without muzak
"They were playing it while we were coming up the escalators... I even heard someone whistling it in the toilet... this song must be...
Azeri Rumour
This is OnEupean public service broadcasting at its best. Listening to idle gossip, so you don't need to.
Anyway, that party that Mr. Roy told...