Danish pastry
Phil: Do I need to objective? I think not. This site is all about personal opinions. My personal opinion is that Denmark have presented...
Romania’s 26587777th rehearsal
Phil: I just watched this and got the phrase "meh" come across my lips..
There is nothing wrong with it per se, however my...
Morena has it wrapped up for Malta
Phil: There is a saying that some singers could qualify at Eurovision without opening their mouths. This is the problem that Morena is having....
The morning’s deliberations
After passing on the delights from the hotel menu of "boiled kneepad" and "strip of meat" I'm back and not going to be put...
Estonia – It’s clearly the OnEurope Entry
It mentions all the major food groups - Cheese, cake, Onion... What more could an entry require.
Well a tune, a joke and a chance...
Turkey – guitars and drums and stuff
Well, this is interesting. It turns out that when you're in a right royal Iceland-induced eurostrop, this looks and sounds absolutely ace. I mean,...
Made in e-Spain!
Phil: Hmmmm ... at 1:20 long, I hated the Spanish song and all it stood for and wanted to firebomb La Sexta (The channel...
Montenegro – sans sound due to a technical problem
Well......
He is the Montenegrin Carlos Tevez ... although, and I intend to annoy people early here, he looks like a special needs patient that...
Sweden top 5 or my name is Regina Osk
Franko: It pains me to say this but Charlotte Perelli is not only going to qualify but guaranteed top 5. If Iceland were note...
Eat something, lady
Hmmm! I'm no fashionista, but this is *not* a well-advised dress. She looks like Elnur standing on his head. Below the waist it's all...