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The evening shenanigans

Back once again after an intense evening of partying. First a word about our hosts. This was said in the Serbian press conference last...

Turkey – guitars and drums and stuff

Well, this is interesting. It turns out that when you're in a right royal Iceland-induced eurostrop, this looks and sounds absolutely ace. I mean,...

Cyprus served in the Leskovac style

Nick: I'm not entirely sure what the Leskovac style actually is, but these are the 36th country to rehearse and I'm rapidly running out...

Eat something, lady

Hmmm! I'm no fashionista, but this is *not* a well-advised dress. She looks like Elnur standing on his head. Below the waist it's all...

Andorra’s Greatest Hits, 2004-2006

Phil: It may well have a quite weak start - however, then have changed the key in this song and it is now a...

Un-ited Kingdom

Now Listen very carefully I shall say this only once ... the UK entry is actually not that bad. In fact it's really rather...

A morning of various joy – an evening of much of...

Aww Bosnia. It's flippin' brill! He starts off in a washing basket, with four knitting brides behind. Then everyone just runs about a bit in...

Actual rehearsals …

I've seen one run through of Montenegro, an entire rehearsal session of Israel, and it was only the arrival of the Estonians that actually...

Serviette of Death 2

My Qualifiers are: Sweden Turkey Ukraine Latvia Croatia Denmark Hungary Malta Portugal Bulgaria Feel free to point and laugh Roy's grudging napkin of infinite hell I'm struggling to nip it down from 13 or 14 here, and...

Raw Finland

Phil: Well ... I don't know how I let this one pass me by quite frankly ... It's not a Lordi clone, because...