Still not a good enough reason …
Phil: ... Yes I know puns at the expense of previous Dutch entrants are not funny, but hell, broadcaster NOS are becoming as amusing...
One Man and his Werewolf
"Vampires all over Europe, get alive! Or come alive! Or just come on! I'm not sure! Hi, I'm TV's Troy McClure, and you may...
It just dawned on me …
I've been coming to this contest for a good while, and been listening to it for a fair bit longer and something just dawned...
Flags, flags, flags
Phil: Now then, Moldova ... It's heavily choreographed - as you would expect with a dramatic song such as this. They look to have...
Switzerland – Oh dear lordi
People who watch this thing that is happening a week today (shit!) will point at this and say: "Haven't Lordi opened the show?" or...
Georgia no longer breaking the stage
Nick: No news here, really, compared with the first rehearsal... they've obviously got the knack of not breaking the stage, it's going down well...
Icelandic rock
Nick: Back in 1977, when I was still young, Rick Wakeman made a concept album on the Legend of King Arthur. It was big...
Belarus get sticky at Eurovision
Cyprus having found the wallpaper, Belarus have in turn found the Solvite. Only a Brit of a certain age is going to catch that...
Evridiki channels Saint Carola of Stockholm
Nick: Looks like the real wallpaper's arrived... the Commodore 64 look has gone, to be replaced by a particularly attractive animated doiley and some...
The sideways strut lives on
To me, it's more obviously out of the Alf Poier school than it was on Thursday, now that I've got used to it a...