So this party …
It began with mild panic and ended with some drunken shuffling about, but the bits that came in-between were pretty dang fine.
The venue for...
The Russians are coming
Phil: Still my kind of song - still the kind of thing that I like a lot, and my ilk will like as well...
Marcus reports …
Hanna has just done the victory V in her press conference and she scarily has the biggest forearms and biceps of any performer here...
The sideways strut lives on
To me, it's more obviously out of the Alf Poier school than it was on Thursday, now that I've got used to it a...
Good morning Europe
... This is your captain speaking, and I'd like to welcome you aboard this Eurovision shite. The duration will be about 11 days ......
Missing the boat
Phil: I reckon that Ark have missed lots and lots of things out of their song, mostly a spark of something good. In the...
Ireland – Ah go on, go on!
Phil: Mrs Doyle has changed her dress and any "artistic differences" with the crew have gone, and a daisy is now their background! Lovely,...
And so Day 5 Begins – a whole new world of...
For Nick at any rate - as he has not heard the direct qualifiers yet!
Phil: Bosnia be to the starting today and, unlike the...
Turkey – lots of movement and costume shenanigans
As I need to get away, this'll be a very short sharp single listen assessment. It's very much an ESC song of the 2000s,...
Why this Norwegian Eurovision song is thoroughly average
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Nick: Every year seems to have its own overused style, and this year's seems to be intros that could be the...