1 September – String cheese of my heart
A new month and a time for Croatia to shine. They once showed all sorts of promise and we all thought another Zagreb...
30 August – Who ordered the Azeri in a box?
Those Azeris seem to know what the contest is all about. When they're not winning it with (arguably) their weakest entry, they're almost...
29 August – Will we be free?
Twenty years ago we got to mix it with the rest of you lot. Well, 21 years ago if you include the little...
25 August – I’d screech if I had something odd on...
I always wanted to hear a song that talked about aeroplanes landing on the unlit runway of my soul. It was a big...
August 23 – Let him?
We don't just celebrate wieners on this website. We celebrate the losers too. Some lose more than others - badly. Maybe...
22 August – Is the sky beautiful where you are?
Barking mad is always good in my book. Stick a mad Finn called Jasmine Tatjana Anette Valentin in a mustard dress and a...