22 February – He sang a drinking song on the dampness
Be warned, I've got a winner for you today. If you could pick one joint winner of a Eurovision Song Contest, which winner would...
21 February – Listen carefully to the sound of water
Eurovision this year isn't starting to look that bad, especially if you're a connoisseur of language. Already Belarus's song is in their native song....
17 February – When a girl’s going home from her first...
Phil and his cohorts are sunning themselves on the Mediterranean's happiest rock. I'm not, so I'm going to drag you down with a birthday....
16 February – I love the untuned pianos
I've already picked a few début entries this year, so it's only fair I pick a farewell entry. Admittedly, our friends in Monaco have...
15 February – Nut cookies and raspberry ice cream
What Eurovision Song Contests need are those stand out acts that catch you unawares and make you look up from your fourth glass of...
13 February – I’m out of my head, I don’t know...
As you'll remember, 2016 was a very exciting and close contest. The new voting system meant you didn't quite know who would win until...
12 February – Before you came it was dark everywhere
You probably paid special attention to the first Super Saturday of the 2017 Eurovision season. Did you curse when the Spanish winner was announced?...
11 February – It’s red maize, red coloured maize
Do you ever feel for Portugal. They've been in this thing for years and and just can't get it right. They even have to...
10 February – I’m only a woman who likes you silently
We don't hear enough French these days at Eurovision. If you've been watching the contest for as long as I have, French used to...
9 February – You’re like the roses that fill a garden...
I know what you're thinking. Why has that Riigi character picked another song from this country? He's a fool. Well it's my column and...