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I FUCKING HATE THIS SONG. I hate it with the fury of a thousand suns, and then some. I know this will be sacrilege to many people but you are clearly the ironic gays that this song is being aimed at, hell, even the audience in the Strawberry Arena booed it as soon as it won and that tells you all you need to know.
It stinks… Royally. It’s badly sung, it’s repetitive, it’s produced to within an inch of its life and, apparently, a gamillion song writers made this one come to life. She’s got a back story which is, apparently, why she won MF because it’s fuck all to do with her talent, the backing track, the stage performance and that bastard mask.
Get it off my screen posthaste. It’s going to qualify at the expense of something better and well written – I mean, who on earth puts “bodypart” in a sentence when you actually want to say cunt? – I’ll tell you who, eighteen people in a song writing camp in the back of fucking beyond in Iceland – if this song was on fire, I wouldn’t piss on it.
Phil’s Score – (In lieu of minus 9000 points) – 0.
Did I mention I hate it?
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