This article forms part of the OnEurope archive and was originally published on oneurope.co.uk. It has been permanently migrated to oneurope.net, the official home of OnEurope.
You nailed me to the floor with just one look. That’s the last time I take you to B&Q. A lyric like that is gold. Absolute gold. Of course, only one of those first two lines is from a song. The other is one that was made up for me. I’ve not idea who B&Q is. It’s hard to think that today’s birthday boy was on a stage somewhere in Europe ten years ago. Jakob Sveistrup’s country hasn’t had that bad a time since, and only a transvestite performer failed to make the final. Jakob is 33 today.
Tillykke med fødselsdagen, Jakob!






