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Monthly Archives: May 2023

Eurovision

31 May – I got lots of candy to make you mine

Let's be honest - our friends in Türkiye/Turkey are sorely missed from our favourite TV show. They added that bit of exotica to proceedings,...
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30 May – And who are you, who judges me?

Back in the 1990s (remember them?), when that pesky new crop of countries wanted in to our favourite TV show, we always thought some...
Loreen at Eurovision 2023

How are the latest Eurovision pack doing in the charts?

Two weeks on from the grand final of the 2023 Eurovision Song Contest, the participating songs have been making waves across the charts in...
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29 May – I was happy with you

Do you ever get confused by song titles? You expect a song in a certain language because of the title, and you get something...
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27 May – So what more do we need?

Some countries have had a patchy relationship with our favourite TV show. Take Italy for example. They took over a decade out, and eventually...
Eurovision

26 May – Never look back, the past is the past

It's often discussed whether certain countries could host our favourite TV show if they won. We know for certain that winning can be a...
Eurovision

Why your favourite finished where it did. Part 5 – The top 5

This should be pretty straightforward, yes? 5th - Norway - 268 Points Alesandra ballsed up on Friday night - it's a fact that many people who...
Eurovision viewing figures 2023

Eurovision 2023: The viewing figures

Each year, we prise our tired OnEuropean souls from the depths of PED (Post-Eurovision Depression) and peer over the pulpits to see how many...
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Why your favourite finished where it did – Part 4 – 10th to 6th

And now we are approaching the pointy end of things with the almost but not-quite podium finishers! 10th - Czechia - 129 Points This is a...
Eurovision countdown

Why your favourite finished where it did – Part 3 – 15th to 11th

For Part Three - You can cover all of this lot with a blanket they were so close and it's hard to say "So...