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Monthly Archives: May 2023
31 May – I got lots of candy to make you mine
Let's be honest - our friends in Türkiye/Turkey are sorely missed from our favourite TV show. They added that bit of exotica to proceedings,...
30 May – And who are you, who judges me?
Back in the 1990s (remember them?), when that pesky new crop of countries wanted in to our favourite TV show, we always thought some...
How are the latest Eurovision pack doing in the charts?
Two weeks on from the grand final of the 2023 Eurovision Song Contest, the participating songs have been making waves across the charts in...
29 May – I was happy with you
Do you ever get confused by song titles? You expect a song in a certain language because of the title, and you get something...
27 May – So what more do we need?
Some countries have had a patchy relationship with our favourite TV show. Take Italy for example. They took over a decade out, and eventually...
26 May – Never look back, the past is the past
It's often discussed whether certain countries could host our favourite TV show if they won. We know for certain that winning can be a...
Why your favourite finished where it did. Part 5 – The top 5
This should be pretty straightforward, yes?
5th - Norway - 268 Points
Alesandra ballsed up on Friday night - it's a fact that many people who...
Eurovision 2023: The viewing figures
Each year, we prise our tired OnEuropean souls from the depths of PED (Post-Eurovision Depression) and peer over the pulpits to see how many...
Why your favourite finished where it did – Part 4 – 10th to 6th
And now we are approaching the pointy end of things with the almost but not-quite podium finishers!
10th - Czechia - 129 Points
This is a...
Why your favourite finished where it did – Part 3 – 15th to 11th
For Part Three - You can cover all of this lot with a blanket they were so close and it's hard to say "So...












