2006 May
Monthly Archives: May 2006
Polish fireworks
Get Rid of the German language - it detracts from the song. The Fireworks also detract from it - but apart from the bollocks...
Touch my bonfire
For FYR of Macedonian, Elena sounds like Javine. She even looks like Javine. But she'll get a better result. On merit, that makes this...
Severine Fevrier to face trial for crimes against music
Last night, she was fine but the backing singers were too loud. However, on the telly in the press centre it looks a whole...
Cyprus – new frock, still no chance
Well she may have looked better in the hall last night - but on the telly it still looks bad. It will be cheered...
1000 songs in
The 1000th song ever in the contest is probably going to qualify. The singer - in my very humble opinion - is a bit...
Belgium – Ryanair coming in to land
It is a whole lot better than it was last night. The general accepted view is that, last night, she was absolutely bloody awful.
However,...
Albania – nailing it
This is going to be there in the shake up. It is one of the few songs that, so far, have been nailed on....
Belarus – can’t make a word out
Not a hope in hell of getting anywhere. Europe are still not going to understand that there was an English lyric to this song...
Andorra – Jesus god!!
I suspect in 2:00 time she'll start wailing for no apparent reason. She still wears the black dress and does all sorts of business...
Slovenia – works better with the sound turned down
Anzej has changed his top - he now has a grey jacket as opposed to the white lab coat and the backing singers mix...